GWARbar

Description

From the frozen tundras of Antarctica comes the latest evolution in our life-long quest to put yummy things into our mouths…and now, Richmond, Va. is the perfect place to do it in! For Virginia has given birth to the GWARbar, GWAR's personal feasting, drinking and carousing chamber! But GWARbar is not merely a place to gorge on delectable food-stuffs whilst hoisting endless flagons of liquid glee…it is not just a shrine and showcase to the undeniable visual impact of the world's most infamous metal band…it is the singularly most important culinary event to occur since the invention of the spoon! Because the GWARbar marks the first time in the history of humans eating stuff that they shall do so by ordering off a menu designed by a chef NOT OF THIS EARTH…that's right, Balsac, the Jaws of Death, GWAR's guitar player and also designer of the notoriously tasty "GWAR-B-Q Sauce", is bringing his supreme knowledge of intergalactic cuisine to the GWARbar, and in conjunction with Head Chef Jeremy Dutra has designed a bill of fare that is sure to make man or alien swoon with epicurean delight. Let the plates of mankind be filled with the food of the God's…at a working man's price! "My mother taught me the endless secrets of intergalactic cooking," said the hulking form of Balsac as he sat down to a heaping platter of GWAR-B-Q. "And then I ate her."